IMPORTANT FEDERAL-ISH NOTICE: No checks are coming. No raffle exists. The only thing you should enter is a voting booth.

The $5,000 Trump Check Is Here!*

He said checks. We heard checks. So naturally, America built a secondary market around money that does not exist. Patriotism!

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How This “Works”

  1. 1
    Hear a Promise

    Take any campaign sound bite and you'll hear a lie.

  2. 2
    Add a Checkout Button

    Nothing turns fiction into fiscal policy faster than a red button.

  3. 3
    Reveal the Fine Print

    There's never going to be a check. Vote out the Grifter Pedo.

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