The $5,000 Trump Check Is Here!*

He said checks. We heard checks. So naturally, America built a secondary market around money that does not exist. Patriotism!

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Hear a Promise
Take any campaign sound bite and you'll hear a lie.
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Reveal the Fine Print
There's never going to be a check. Vote out the Grifter Pedo.